Adam just finished building a climbing wall with Avril and Vinay's help.
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Date: Wed, 25 Apr 2012 00:18:38 -0400 (EDT)
To: swingers < bouldventuretime@--- >, firstname.lastname@example.org
Subject: [Evilcorp] Erection Party
Dear friends, strangers, and casual acquaintances,
Come witness and partake in a glorious erection! This Saturday at about noon, my rising time, I will consummate the final thrust of what has remained the object of my desire through long, hard times. As you'll notice in the attached photo, I've mostly got it up in anticipation, so all that remains is to get the wood on. Doubtless it will fit tightly in certain places, but if you're as excited as I am, the extra friction will only intensify the passion. And even if the spreading is severe, there's no gap that my ample supply of tumescent caulk won't fill.
Everyone, this is just too much erection for me to keep to myself. There will be hours of continuous screwing even if we all go at it at once, and after we've nailed everything that moves we'll keep on banging until the floor undulates with the power of throbbing tools. And that's not to mention that there will be hundreds of tiny holes practically squealing to have big horny nuts pounded into them--rumor has it some are yet untapped. But I promise that won't be all: when we're done, my magnificent 17 foot hard-as-steel erection will ready to please at a moment's notice at any time of day or night. To celebrate we will have a luxurious dinner, light some scented candles and then contort our bodies in lavish ecstasy until we fall back to earth.